professional cynic

no touching pls im gabrielle solis x

vvant:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

(via cringing)

floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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(via cringing)

tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

The worst one was when I was in the mosque and I had a niqab on and some guy thought I was his WIFE and was like come on I parked the car a few roads away so we have to walk

I walked for a minute and then realised I wasn’t married

Stop reblogging my shame

(via hoqvvarts)

Rachel McKibbens, “Letter From My Brain To My Heart” (via feellng)

(via feellng)

You have my permission not to love me;
I am a cathedral of deadbolts
and I’d rather burn myself down
than change the locks.

accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

(Source: fireflyings, via hoqvvarts)

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

(via cringing)

sorayraya:

cat-crusade:

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

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seriously this is what they look like

(Source: svastianstan, via cringing)

do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

(Source: ectogasmic, via cringing)

unacted:

relationship goal: a relationship

(Source: isilence, via frost-my-flakes)

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