professional cynic

no touching pls im gabrielle solis x

slapping:

buy me pizza and i’ll send you my nudes

(Source: slapping, via encourage)

astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

(via encourage)

striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

(via hoqvvarts)

jessicaannjames:

what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had

(via encourage)

femifeisty:

DESTROY THE MYTH THAT TEENAGE GIRLS WHO IDENTIFY AS BISEXUAL ARE DOING IT FOR ATTENTION

(via astound)

stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

(via encourage)

Anonymous asked: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:


Answer:

greetings:

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